Friday, May 9, 2008

A mother job description.


Looking for a person who is loving and able to fill these responsibilities :
A cook, Recreation directors, Teachers, Financial planners, Family Managers, Chauffeurs, Decision Makers, Counselors, Story Teller, Health Care providers, Janitor...Still open for new responsibilities as time pass.

Work time: Flexible hours. Most of the time would be 6 am-9 pm. Sometimes from 9 pm-6 am, depending on the situation.

Reporting to: 2 demanding bosses. One doesn't speak English and the other one pretended that she doesn't understand English.

Compensation: Lots of hugs and kisses. Please apply within...

These are just an example of what a mom does. In 2006 study shows, a full time mom would earn $ 134,121. If you work outside from home, you would earn an extra $85876.

Remember, May 11, 2008 is Mothers day. Don't forget to treat her well that day.
Happy Mothers' day to all moms...

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